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Dear customer X,
Enclosed is a book of basic arithmetic. Please feel free to make use of it. If you find the concept of addition and subtraction to difficult I suggest a calculator. You will be surprised at the handy things it can help you with. For example, you have approximately 9,000 dollars of available credit and your orders $9100's then you either need to reduce your orders so you have more credit or give us more money. Whining, cursing or begging is not going to help. I am not in accounting. Dropping the F- bomb 50 times amuses me, and still changes nothing.
Also please note when we tell you that an order is not being released that means it's not shipping. And if it is a 4 day travel route to get it to you then you can wait or eat the $1200 in expedited freight. Because guess what it is not MY fault you don't pay your bills. Also please note that when we say"we will release when we get the check," sending your truck to the warehouse at 7 am means they will be sitting around... a lot.
No love
the 'Nise
Enclosed is a book of basic arithmetic. Please feel free to make use of it. If you find the concept of addition and subtraction to difficult I suggest a calculator. You will be surprised at the handy things it can help you with. For example, you have approximately 9,000 dollars of available credit and your orders $9100's then you either need to reduce your orders so you have more credit or give us more money. Whining, cursing or begging is not going to help. I am not in accounting. Dropping the F- bomb 50 times amuses me, and still changes nothing.
Also please note when we tell you that an order is not being released that means it's not shipping. And if it is a 4 day travel route to get it to you then you can wait or eat the $1200 in expedited freight. Because guess what it is not MY fault you don't pay your bills. Also please note that when we say"we will release when we get the check," sending your truck to the warehouse at 7 am means they will be sitting around... a lot.
No love
the 'Nise
