Compulsive honesty and bored on break

In other words I have a mailbox key... now to find my mailbox.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

( it goes on... )

NOT WORKS SAFE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDo2SMdB-0&search=jesusoffmypenis

Gaurunteed to offend some people... oh well. It's amusing and has good points.